You might be a vegan if...

Bloggen Omaha Vegan Examiner är ofta underhållande läsning, och därifrån kommer denna lilla sammanställning över tio saker som kan tyda på att du är vegan:

1. If your friends envy your PS3 but you covet your buddy's juicer...you might be a vegan.
2. If it takes you a year to read through a book but you can read through a paragraph of ingredients in a fraction of a second...you might be a vegan.
3. If you find broccoli showing in a girl/boy's teeth sexy...you might be a vegan.
4. If you take more pictures of your food than people...you might be a vegan.
5. If you know what cyanocobalamin is...you might be a vegan.
6. If you think the Book of Satan is a cookbook...you might be a vegan
7. If you get overwhelmed when you can order more than one thing from a restaurant menu...you might be a vegan.
8. If you have an account on four different vegetarian/vegan forums but hardly check any of them...you might be a vegan.
9. If you have individual cutting tools for any single thing that can be cut (avocado scooper, orange peeler, banana slicer)...you might be a vegan.
10. If you know a guy who always brings corn chips to potlucks...he might be a vegan.